I feel dirty after this trip. The day after Fat Tuesday, I woke up to blue boa feathers flying around and a mountain of beads next to my bunk bed. As well,
thee worst hangover I have ever experience. Sorry Grandmas.
BESIDES the dirty feeling, NOLA (New Orleans Louisiana) was incredible! The voodoo/vampire/ghost/witch vibe was probably my favourite part. The French Quarter was beaautiful with all of the old buildings and gas lamps.


But, let me go in order so I can backtrack my memories. Nick and I left on March 2nd (Saturday), flew from Milwaukee to Chicago then Chicago to Springfield, Missouri to meet up with my old high school art best friend, Micayla. We were tired (especially Nick since he worked a third shift and then went straight to our flights) so we didn't do much that evening. Got some Hurts Donuts (my favourite, been to Springfield myself about three times), had some pizza, shopped for glitter at Target, picked up some bottles for the week, drank a little while we played cards against humanity with Micayla's friend, Steph. Then we all passed out by 8pm. Left at 6am for the road in Micayla's blue Volvo. Micayla drove first through Arkansas (bought a jiggly gator magnet somewhere in Arkansas) and then I drove through Mississippi, and lastly, Nick drove into Louisiana. It was a total of eleven hours, almost four hours each. Not bad!

Our first night in NOLA, we got a little excited to say the least. We were hurting the next day. Hit Bourbon Street when we said we wouldn't one hour before we got to the French Quarter. Already, people going crazy and beads littering the street. However, the parades and festivities have been going on for over a month, at least. So no surprise at the
drunk bead chaos two days before Fat Tuesday.
Next day, brunch. Brunch was well needed for our stomachs. Went to the Court of Two Sisters in the French Quarter. They had a brunch buffet with all sorts of things to eat, from ribs to omelettes. Also some jazz band playing around us while we ate. This day I bought all things I wanted: a voodoo doll, gifts for my grandma and a friend, an extremely large long sleeve shirt, and i got a palm/tarot card reading. Walked through the square to the river. And as for the evening, we kept it quiet because we knew the next day would be crazy. Frenchman street is the perfect place for that. Jazz and live music down the entire street. Quiet but lively. Had a few beers and left to sleep.



Woke up to Kings Cake. Five of them from our Airbnb hosts. For those of you who don't know what it is, I'll try my best to explain. It's a festive cake for this holiday and inside the cake is a plastic baby and who finds it, is the king. After we put glitter on our faces, hair, and beard we all were ready for the parades. It was crazy. We got an Uber to a brunch spot near the Quarter and it was super busy so we decided to walk in this parade going by to find somewhere else. Well, we forgot about food as soon as we saw all of the amazing costumes. Just one after another. I felt so under dressed. It was insane who much work and thought and craziness went into them. After about two hours of that, we sat down for Cafe Du Monde for some coffee and beignets (highly recommend). Then continued through the craziness.
Negatives:
- Finding somewhere to pee without an hour long line is HARD.
- Ubers were surging over 5 times the amount ($108 ride for 2.7 mile drive) and the traffic made it hard for our uber drivers to get to us (causing a two hour wait).
- Pedialyte tastes like salty butt.
A positive is that it is open liqour there so you could carry an entire 750ml bottle of tequila or whatever right down the street. We saved money on buying drinks for sure because we brought our own.
The next morning. Death was among us. Glitter littered our floor. Blue boa feathers flying around the room, and the glorious mountain of well-earned beads. Like I said, I felt dirty. I am so happy I experienced it but never, never again will I come back to NOLA for Mardi Gras. I do really want to come back and see the cemeteries!
This day of feeling like death, we went to a brunch spot right next to where we were staying called Toast. Waited forever. Food was really good, so worth it. After we headed to the art museum, NOMA (New Orleans Museum of Art). Spent a good amount of time enjoying art and the sculpture garden. Then headed back to nap and get ready for our evening of ghosts. We booked a Ghost and Vampire tour. I guess I expected more from it. It was really cool to see the exact building of some of the famous stories, in particular, Madame LaLaurie. After we went to the best place I ate in NOLA. BBKings. Live music and ribs galore.




Next morning we left for Baton Rouge. Got breakfast at Louie's Cafe. Met Mike, Micayla's friend who lives there. Then continued to drive. Me first, Micayla next, and Lastly, Nick. It was way longer coming back then going there. We did stop in Memphis at Memphis Barbecue Co. which I also highly recommend if you want to try some real ribs. Guy Fieri went there if that helps influence you. I tried brisket, ribs, and the pulled pork. All to die for. Once back in Springfield we all just went horizontal quick. It was one in the morning when we did get back.
Nick and I got our flights back home the next morning. Which we almost didn't because the standby seats were kind of sparse and to rent a car (yeah crazy, to drive another eight hours to Milwaukee) was about $400. But luckily, we got back by 7pm that night. My shower and my cat's fat cheeks were calling me back home.