Booking this trip I was researching the different parts of the island and I did pretty dang good. Michaela and I first stayed in Fira for the views and then we stayed in Kamari for the beach after half way through our stay.
Fira Day One
Took Norwegian airlines. We arrived at the Thira International Airport about 11pm and got picked up by our Romantic Spa Resort (laugh it up). When we got out of our taxi, we were greeted by an extremely kind man who worked there. Really, all of the greeks and locals were extremely nice and friendly. We didn't touch our luggage from the airport doors to the hotel room. Kissed on our hands and everything. Walking to our room, I started to shake because I was so happy looking at our view. The lights coming from the hill behind our hotel room door was filled because of all the houses. It was gorgeous. Finding out we had a balcony in the front, looking over the ocean, I was shaking even more. After calming down, we were starving and looked online forever for delivery and found nothing. It was a Saturday night before midnight and we were clueless. Anyway, we decided to pass out after a few hours laying in bed and kept thinking about the day we had planned for tomorrow. We also watched some strange greek television. Oh, and the toilets.. you can't put your used toilet paper in the toliet. You have to throw it in the trash, no paper in the toliet.
Fira Day Two
Fira on the first day was the best thing. Our first day was my favourite day. I woke up right at sunrise and watched it rise over the ocean on our balcony. It was beautiful and then I ran to the back and looked at the hill filed with houses to see it in daylight and I blown away. I couldn't go back to bed so I just laid there researching on my phone the different foods and drinks to try. oh, we also have a pool out front. Once Michaela woke up, we got ready and started walking for town, up a hill. Also, donkeys are really popular there and we had three right next to our hotel. I named one Jack. Anyway, we found a place to rent a ATV (four wheeler) for the next two days. Best decision we made. We were able to see the entire island on that and I got to drive it the entire time. Michaela was too nervous to. It was only 18 euro a day and gas was extremely cheap. We drove up to central Fira and had breakfast at Panorama. I thought I was blown away by the views at our hotel, but eating my breakfast where I was, I was about to cry. It was a dream. Again, photos do not do justice. I had a cappuccino and an omelette filled with onions and peppers.
After breakfast, we walked all the way up to the top of Fira and probably even further until we decided to go back to our ATV and drive it up to Oia (the top of Santorini). I think I got a high when I took that real drive up there. We were driving around the huge hill, probably mountain, and once we got there we walked even more. I bought a euro necklace of the evil eye. It's everywhere, the glass blue and white and black eye. I loved that. I also bought a tiny bottle of Ouzo. We walked past a shop with real octopus hanging from hooks out front. And at a lot of the tourist shops, there are real sponges. Cable cars by the cliff. See, the side we are on now is the cliff side, looking towards the volcano and the other side is the beach side.
After a while, we sat for a drink at cafe Flora where I ordered a real glass of Ouzo. I couldn't understand the waiter very well so he teased me saying, "Did someone have too much Ouzo?". Ouzo is one of there drinks, it tastes like black liquorice and my first glass I wasn't liking it too much but the last glass on the last night, I loved it. It's also fairly cheap. Drove back to our hotel to dip in the pool, upload photos, charge the phones and freshen up. We tried using my underwater phone case and it was difficult to take underwater selfies. Drove back into Oia for dinner and the sunset. I had Neapolitan pasta and got an appetizer plate with olives, grape-leafed rice rolls, cheeses, and more. Walked to the sunset spot which was filled and crowded with tourists. Apparently it's the place to be for sunsets. It felt like forever until it started to set, we sat there for an hour. Drove back in the dark and it was fun as well. Saw a few stray dogs on the way. Sad. This island is filled with abandoned animals. Lots of cats by the beaches. We passed out with exhaustion at 10pm.
Fira Day Three
Slept in a little and drove down South, towards the lighthouse or Akrotiri. And we were starving. Found a place in the middle of nowhere that was highlighting the view. We both got margarita pizza and I got fried cheese, and a cappuccino. Best cappuccino I had. The fried cheese was a giant cheese curd with olive oil. Delicious. Stuffed ourselves and headed more South.
Found Red Beach and parked where everyone was, walked with the crowd on the cliffs (no railings or steps) and found around the corner, a hidden red beach. The cliffs were red and turning the black volcanic sand red. Same a little, made Michaela come in because she was scared. We tried the underwater case again and succeeded better. Oh also, on the second day we found a beach called Paradise beach. It sucked, I couldn't get in because it was freezing and sharp rocks everywhere, it was secluded and no one was there. So Red Beach was awesome. Bought some 50 SPF sun screen and rubbed it on about every three hours because we were burning. Surprisingly, I didn't burn at all for this trip! Except one small, very awkward spot. After the Red Beach, we went more South, all the way to the light house. It was incredible, the view that is. You could turn in a full circle and see all water besides the lighthouse in one spot. That spot and the San Marino Castle in Italy that I visited last summer are the two best incredible views I have ever witnessed. Speechless. Admired that for awhile and took photos.
Went back to our hotel to freshen up again and then back to Fira for dinner. Michaela got her first gyro and while the guy serving her made me a napkin flower because of my "beautiful eyes". I later got some food at a restaurant overlooking the view. I got real Greek yogurt which is really thick, they topped it off with fruits and honey. YUM. Before I got my dinner, we ran into the Kissing Fish Spa. See, I saw this place in Venice, Italy last summer and Michaela saw the exact same one when she went to Venice the other week. So we were curious and tried it. Ten minutes for 10 euros. The fish eat off all of your dead skin cells on your feet. Result: I will never do that to myself ever again. I shrieked for a good two minutes. It did not feel right. I was a child by how freaked out I was, I looked ridiculous now that I think about the scene.
Well, we took the ATV back up North towards Oia for one last joy ride because we had to return it before 8:30pm. I drove fast and turned corners fast because I got really used to that ATV. I loved it. We stopped at this abandoned building that I wanted to take photos with and we stopped to take a quick picture of these funny houses we past a few times. Once we hit Oia, we didn't go into town, I took a turn to go further out and stopped to take photos of cactus. Returned the ATV and walked back to our hotel which is only a five minute walk down a hill. On the walk, I took a photo of this huge dog that always sits on the stone wall at the house and I took a photo of the donkeys outside of our hotel, Jack. Freshened up to go out and get drinks. Walked into town and into a club which was empty. See, this island is for old retired couples or couples in general, also we saw a lot of pregnant women. So we got a Red Bull hookah and a glass of Ouzo. Left for some late night, cheap pasta and then headed back to our hotel. On the way back, Michaela said "My underwear is up my ass crack" loudly while walking past a car with the window down and the guy inside heard her say that. I was walking behind her and she said it without turning around, so it was like she was telling him. I died laughing, and she was hoping he didn't speak English. Which most do so, sorry Michaela.
Kamari Day One
Okay, we left Fira for Kamari today. Got a strange cab ride there and once we arrived, we were treated like royalty. Our hotel (Nostos Hotel) was literally right next to the beach. Walk out from our door, down the steps and you're on the beach walk. Also, hotels are extremely cheap there. I paid only 15 euro a night at this one. When we arrived, we were given seats, orange juice, maps and advice, our key, they carried our luggage up, and etc. So friendly. Our hotel is, as well, a restaurant. Once settled in, we ran for food because we were starving. Sat down at the Dolce Cafe and I ordered the Dolce Special Breakfast. Lots of food. I got a cappuccino, croissant with honey, eggs, beans, bread (shared with Michaela because it was like a whole baguette), cheese, and some meat that I gave to Michaela. After breakfast, we changed into our swimsuits and laid on the beach, and went swimming. I bought goggles (I look silly) and Michaela put them on and freaked out when she saw the fish. Remember how I told you she was afraid of going all the way into the ocean, well, that was it for her. We took some beach chairs and given a menu, I ordered a Banana Dream and she got a PiƱa Colada. They were really fun drinks, with fruits and decorations on top. Oh guess what! Our beach is right next to the airport so we saw airplanes every hour coming down. My two favourite things: airplanes and the ocean. I got the best underwater selfies this day.
After the beach, we freshened up and walked around and got dinner. She got another gyro, this one was only 1.50 euro. I sat down and got a mediterranean wrap. It had cucumbers, tomatoes, olives, and feta cheese inside. The beach walk is filled with restaurants and oh my, the waiters are vultures. They are throwing a menu in your face practically. When finding a place, it is impossible to look a menu outside with out being attacked by the waiters because they are trying to make you sit down. It's outrageous. Anyway, after our dinners, we bought Coka-Cola and chocolates for our hookah night. Also, I got these cookies that I see everywhere, and they are yummy. The first time, I got strawberry and I thought that was good.... well, I tried orange and it wasn't good, then I tried banana cream and I was in heaven. I will forever miss them. Back to hookah, we got a strawberry one and I wanted to scream the lady serving us. It was so hard getting her to understand what I was saying. Our hookah was having the water coming up the tube and it was disgusting. I tried so hard telling her this, soon she was like "that's normal". No, sorry, it's not. This day I also tried Volkano Beer that is brewed there. There were different kinds, and I tried the blonde. It was really good. Today, we also saw a lady who didn't care at all about being topless.
Kamari Day Two
We were told that Perissa Beach (next door to Kamari) was great and so we decided to take a boat ride there after breakfast. We had breakfast at Irini, I got a gouda cheese omelette and a double Greek coffee. The omelette was delicious and the coffee was okay. Once I finished the coffee, it had a lot of this spongy dark remainder at the bottom. Wish I knew what that was. We were also given bread with olive oil. These restaurants copy Italy, because they serve pasta and pizza, and always have olive oil and vinegar available. Maybe it's Greek too, but it felt like I was in Italy. Our boat ride was 5 euro each way and the guy had a shirt that said "I don't do drugs, I am drugs". They were actually pretty cool and they had a cute dog on board. We got splashed and went around the cliff that separates Perissa and Kamari. The boat ride made me realise how blue and clear the water is, it was eye opening. The water is so blue!
Perissa sucks. It was colder and dead, no one was there. Less to see and explore. At Perissa I tried their Alfa beer and Baklava. Baklava is apparently chocolate and fixed nuts, etc. Well, it looks like a turd and takes a while to know if you like it or not. Well, we did not like it. I found a really, really, really cool triangle, flat rock that is orange with white on one side. After about an hour or two, we wanted to leave. Got on the boat and headed for some Kamari beach chairs.
I got a the Santorini Red wine and went swimming after I laid out for a while. While swimming I discovered something. I found fish, and after I swam a little away, they followed me. So I started to swim more and looked behind me, they kept following me. More and more, and stopped when I stopped. It was really weird, so I got out of the water. Also, this beach was like all sand but when you go out swimming, you're not on sand anymore but you are standing and swimming over a giant rock. After some sun, we went in. Also it was chilly because it was windy all day. Freshened up and went out for dinner. Cats kept swarming around us and I loved it. Did I tell you that Michaela is grossed out by cats, she gags when she sees one. Well there were two cats sitting by our feet for dinner. I got a four cheese pasta and Mythos Beer. Got to try all of their beers, tried the wine and I tried Ouzo. After dinner, we got another hookah, orange. We also went to a bar with live music and it was the best choice for our last night. This guy sang Carolina, some Elvis, Hotel California, and more! We also got a fun drink. I got a Acropolis that had some Ouzo in it and Michaela got a Black Russian that had vodka, Coca-Cola, and Kahlua in it. When given these drinks, they were on fire, like they had sparklers going off on them. It was crazy cool. Later we were given a free shot of a fruity lemon lime taste. Left for the beach at night and just thought about our time in Santorini.
Kamari Day Three
We leave this day. I'm really sad and head to the beach at 8am. I tried waking up for sunrise over the ocean but I was way too tired. Laid in the sun and walked waist deep in the Mediterranean sea for a while before Michaela came out for breakfast. I got Greek yogurt with nuts and honey, and a latte. We had our breakfast on the beach chairs. Packed up and left for the airport. The guy at the hotel drove us. He was super nice, gave us gum and facts. He told us that the wine and every thing they grow here is never watered. The volcano gives the ground the ability to never be watered. He also told us that there are exactly 365 churches on Santorini, one for every day. Apparently anyone can build one if they want to. We then got to the smallest airport I have ever been in and got on our Easy Jet after hours. Our plane was late because every one had to put their carry ons in the metal bucket that confirms that their bag is the correct size for the over head compartment. A lot of people were mad because they had to check in their carry on for 55 euro because it didn't fit. One guy was so mad he and his girlfriend stopped the line to make room, the lady doing her job was telling them no and to check it in. Once they did it again, it fit really snug and she was trying to say no but the guy was really rude. He said, "Thanks for nothing" and left, but came back after a minute to say, "Santorini is wonderful but you, no. You are the criminal of Santorini!". It was a bad scene.
Also, Mama Mia.





































